The Free-Range Otaku

Reality - I think not

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Fictional Characters then:
"OMG Being friends with them would be so much fun"
Fictional characters now:
"OMG fucking the shit out of them would be so much fucking fun"

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leatherh0ff:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

annabellalovesyou:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf



Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

imagine someone hiking and accidentally finding you masturbating 


Imagine the zombie apocalypse and all around you are just piles of rotting flesh and all you can do is just sit there like what if you need to pee

leatherh0ff:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

annabellalovesyou:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf

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Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.

REVERSE.

SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

imagine someone hiking and accidentally finding you masturbating 

Imagine the zombie apocalypse and all around you are just piles of rotting flesh and all you can do is just sit there like what if you need to pee

(via what-the-hells-going-on)

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You know what freaks me out?? The fact that about two months ago I found a little glowing splotch on my carpet next to my bed when I turned the lights off. I figured I had spilt a glow stick or something. But then I thought about it, and glow sticks only glow for about 48 hours. There was also the fact that there has never been a glow stick in this room. Ever. About a month later, I realized that the spot had gotten bigger. Creepy, yes, but I didn’t give much thought to it. Now, months later, there’s footprints. Five minutes ago I turned my light off. There was a trail of footprints that runs all the way to my desk, AND UP IT. LIKE WHATEVER IT WAS CRAWLED UNDER MY DESK. I am literally sleeping with the light on now. Forever.

Filed under why does this happen i don't want this everything about my life is hella creepy and I'm dying